Making Friends with Machine Learning was an internal-only Google course specially created to inspire beginners and amuse experts.* It is one of Google’s best-loved educational offerings of all time. Curious to know what’s in there? Today, you can!

You can find the first 3 hours of the course on YouTube here:

The course is designed to give everyone — no matter your role — the tools you need for effective participation in machine learning for solving business problems and for being a good citizen in an increasingly AI-fueled world.

MFML is perfect for humans of all stripes; it…

What if I told you that I can show you the difference between Bayesian and Frequentist statistics with one single coin toss?

Before we go any further, the demonstration works best in video form, so don’t read the summary and spoilers below until you’ve seen it. In case some terms are unfamiliar, I’ve linked to friendly explanations to help you out.

In the video, there’s a moment where I ask you, **“What is the probability that the coin in my palm is up heads?”** The coin has already landed, I’m looking at it, but you can’t see it yet…

“Among the machine learning strategy consultations you’ve done, which kinds of product team were the most challenging to work with?”

After consulting on hundreds of machine learning projects, I’ve learned to pay attention to early warning signs that the client is in danger of shooting themselves in the foot. Here are my top three:

**They’re marketing victims with unrealistic expectations**** Special case: Willing to launch at all costs*

* Special case: No data (and other basic requirements)**There’s a lack of respect for skills diversity**** Special case: Toxic snobbery***The team has no idea who’s in charge**** Special…*

Imagine two (human) workers:

**Chris Careless**is a constant disappointment to you, performing your task well 70% of the time and producing an absolute cringe the rest of the time. Watching Chris make 10 attempts is more than enough to provoke an*“oh, dear”*response from you.**Ronnie Reliable**is another story. You’ve seen Ronnie in action over a hundred times and you’ve been consistently impressed.

Here comes the million-dollar question. Which worker is more dangerous to your business?

On a high-stakes task, the answer could be Ronnie Reliable… but perhaps not for the first reason that comes to mind.

It’s time to tackle a topic from psychology that’s essential for all data professionals:

How do you measure **user happiness**?

Let me try to guess what you’re thinking. *Survey responses? Lack of complaints? Number of returns? Propensity to click?*

The correct answer is…

*You don’t. *If you think your happiness survey can close an open question philosophers have been kicking around for millennia, think again, Professor *Dunning-Kruger*.

How about **success**? How do you measure it? *You don’t.*

How do you measure **anger**? *You don’t. *(See the pattern? Yes, I’m making you angry on purpose. …

This article takes you on a tour of the most popular parameters in statistics! If you’re not sure what a statistical *parameter* is or you’re foggy on how *probability distributions* work, I recommend scooting over to my beginner-friendly intro here in Part 1 before continuing here.

*Note:** If a concept is new to you, follow the link for my explanation. If the early stuff feels too technical, feel free to skip to the cuddly critter memes lower down.*

Ready for the list of favorites? Let’s dive right in!

This word is pronounced “*average.*”

Test yourself! How many of these core statistical concepts are you able to explain?

**CLT, CDF, Distribution, Estimate, Expected Value, Histogram, Kurtosis, MAD, Mean, Median, MGF, Mode, Moment, Parameter, Probability, PDF, Random Variable, Random Variate, Skewness, Standard Deviation, Tails, Variance**

Got some gaps in your knowledge? Read on!

*Note:** If you see an unfamiliar term below, follow the link for an explanation.*

A random variable (R.V.) is a mathematical function that turns reality into numbers. Think of it as a rule to decide what number you should record in your dataset after a real-world event happens.

A random variable is…

The coarsest way to, ahem, classify supervised machine learning (ML) tasks is into **classification** versus **prediction**. *(What’s supervised ML? See the video below if you need a refresher.)*

Let’s start by making sure we’re all on the same page with the basic basics.

If you’re new to these terms, I recommend reading this. For the too-busy folk among you, here comes the briefest of reminders:

The point of ML/AI is to automate

tasksby turningdata(examples)…

If you’re the kind of person who likes to keep a tidy mind, here’s why your lip might curl in disgust when confronted with the title question in my recent article on the difference between ** classification, regression, and prediction**: There is no classification.

There is no classification.

Let me explain.

Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, it was fashionable to kick a statistics textbook off with a first chapter on the basics of data. To make sure that students had something to memorize for their first test, opening chapters usually featured this jargon:

**Continuous data**(measured, not counted), e.g. 173.5…

*Close your eyes and try to name as many data types as you can. Got them? Now let’s play bingo! (Look for the **bolded words**.)*

Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, it was fashionable to kick a statistics textbook off with a first chapter on the basics of data.

To make sure that students had something to memorize for their first test, opening chapters usually included some jargon for different kinds of data:

**Continuous data**(measured, not counted), e.g. 176.5 cm (my height), 12% (free space on my phone), 3.141592… (pi), -40.00 (where Celsius meets Fahrenheit), etc.**Discrete data**(counted…

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